Gravely Humorous

Despite having been married for nearly 60 years, Mildred and Edgar deeply resented one another.

“You’re getting awfully old, Edgar,” scolded Mildred. “It won’t be much longer and I’ll be happily dancing on your grave.”

“That’ll be just fine with me,” said Edgar, “because I’ve already arranged to be buried at sea!”

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