After years of her children’s constant nagging, Granny finally went to the doctor’s office for a checkup.
The doctor was particularly impressed by the spryness of the old woman, and asked what kind of things she did to take care of her health.
Granny explained, “To improve my digestion I drink beer; for loss of appetite I drink white wine; for low blood pressure I drink red wine; and if I have a cold I drink whiskey.”
“Don’t you ever drink any water water?” asked the stunned physician.
“Heavens no!” exclaimed Granny. “I’ve never been that sick!”