Grandma’s Packing Heat

An 85 year old grandma lived so far out in the country she had a jackass for burglar alarm. Anyway last weekend grandma got stopped for speeding by the highway patrol.

OFFICER: Ma’am your driver’s license says you have a right to carry permit. Do you have a weapon with you right now?

GRANDMA: Yes sir. I have a 357 Magnum in the glove box, there is a 32 revolver in my purse, I have a 22 in my dress pocket and just for Grins and Giggles there is a fully loaded AR-47 in the trunk.

OFFICER: OH MY GOD LADY! That is a lot of Firepower. What on Earth are you so afraid of?

GRANDMA: Not a damn thing!

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