Grabbing at Breakfast

While his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt.

He said to her, “You know, if you firmed up your butt you wouldn’t need to wear that girdle.”

The wife was angry but said nothing.

Just then the husband reached around and grabbed her breast and said, “Maybe if you firmed these up you could do without your bra.”

She couldn’t take it anymore. The wife spun around, grabbed her husband’s crotch, and replied, “And if you ever managed to firm this up we could do without the mailman, the gardener, the pool man, and your brother!”

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