Two Jewish men, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant discussing religion
“I wonder if there are any Jewish people in Mexico?” asked the first one.
“There must be,” the second one replied. “To be sure though, let’s ask the waiter.”
When the waiter came by, they asked him, “Do you have any Mexican Jews?”
“I do not know Señor,” said the waiter. “I will ask the cooks.”
A few minutes later, the waiter returned from the kitchen and informed the gentlemen, “I’m sorry, Señor. We have orange Jews, tomato Jews, grape Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”