Fright Flight

A plane was taking off from the Chicago airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 234, non-stop from Chicago to LA. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax- OH, MY GOD!

Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”

A passenger in coach yelled back, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”

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