At the bar, Mark was telling his friend Bill that his wife had won a free trip to a day spa.
“She said they treated her like royalty,” explained Mark. “She got a massage, did up her hair, painted her nails, and they even gave her a mudpack facial.”
“I bet she looked amazing when she got home,” commented Bill.
“Well, yeah, she looked great for two days,” said Mark. “But then the mud fell off.”