A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s house.
His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.
As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window, landing at the girl’s feet.
“What’s that?” she asked.
“Taste it,” he replied, “If you like it, I’ll give you a whole one!”