Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One turned to the other and said, “This town is getting to be so boring. For $5.00, I’d take off my clothes and streak through the flower show!”
Holding up five dollars, the other old fellow said, “You’re on!”
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and ran completely naked through the front door of the town hall.
A huge commotion could be heard coming from inside the hall, followed by a loud applause. The streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“Wow, what happened?” asked his friend.
With a big grin, the old man said, “I won first prize for dried arrangement!”