A husband and wife were on the 9th green when suddenly the wife collapsed with symptoms of a heart attack.
The husband called 911 on his cell phone, talked for a few minutes, picked up his putter, and lined up his putt.
His wife raised her head off the green and stared at him. “I’m dying over here and you’re putting?”
“Don’t worry dear,” said the husband calmly, “they found a doctor on the second hole and he’s coming to help you.”
“Well, how long will it take for him to get here,” she asked feebly?
“No time at all,” said her husband. “Everybody’s already agreed to let him play through.”