Both in their late eighties, Ethel and Erma were sitting on the front porch enjoying the pleasant evening air.
Ethel turned and asked, “Do you still get horny?”
Erma quickly replied, “Oh sure I do.”
“What do you do about it?” asked Ethel
“I suck a lifesaver,” replied Erma
There was a momentary pause before Ethel blurted, “So who’s been driving you to the beach?”