“I’m finished with Denise!” Tom announced to his friend.
“You’re breaking off the engagement?” his buddy asked in shock. “What happened? What did she do?”
“She broke down and told me she was bisexual,” explained Tom.
“That’s all? It really bothers you that much?” the friend asked.
“Yeah!” shouted Tom in disgust. “Who in their right mind would marry a woman who only had sex twice a year?”