The day finally came that Private Johnson was to be honorably discharged from the military.

“I suppose now that you’ve got your honorable discharge,” snarled his company commander, “you’ll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave.”

“No Sir!” the soldier replied. “I don’t want to spend that much time standing in line.”

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