Dentist Appointment

Mike and Carol are doing 69 when Mike remembers he has a dentists appointment in an hour. Quickly he brushes his teeth and then chews breath mints on the drive over. He chews gum in the waiting room. When his name is called he’s confident his breath no longer smells like pussy. After he seats himself the dentist leans over to inspect his teeth.” Did you 69 your girl before coming here”, the dentist asks. “Why, does my breath like pussy”, Mike asks.
“No, your forehead smells like shit”.

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