A trucker picked up a hitchhiker. As the man climbed up into the cab and noticed a monkey on the dashboard. After a few miles he asked the driver what the monkey was for.
The driver said, “I’ll show you,” and with that he hit the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor creature rolling across the dash.
The monkey went down between the drivers legs, unzipped his pants, and proceeded to give the trucker a blowjob. When finished, the monkey pulled out a tissue, cleaned up the driver, put everything back, and jumped back up on the dashboard.
“See that?” said the trucker.
Stuck with awe the man merely replied, “Yeah.”
The trucker asked the man, “You want to try it?”
The man said, “OK, but don’t hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!”