It was a pleasant autumn day as Earl and Bubba were quietly sitting behind a duck blind while drinking a few beers.
Out of the blue, Bubba suddenly said, “I think my marriage is finished, Earl. I might have to divorce Mary Sue.”
“Why’s that?” responded Earl.
Bubba sighed, “She ain’t spoke a word to me in over 2 months.”
With a thousand yard stare, Earl took a slow sip of his beer and said, “You better re-think that divorce, Bubba. Women like that are pretty hard to find.”