While instructing her class, the teacher informed her students that the word of the day is contagious.
She asked if anyone could use this word in a sentence. Several students raised their hands, and the teacher picked on Danny
Danny said, “My dad told me to stay away from kids with mumps, ’cause they’re contagious.”
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Then she picked Mary, who said, “The atmosphere was contagious.”
The teacher says, “Excellent, Mary!” Then she noticed that little Johnny had his hand up at the back of the class. “Yes, Johnny?” she said.
Johnny cleared his throat and said, “The other day, me and my dad’s a-sittin’ around, and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny little model car paintbrush, and she was going in tiny little strokes up and down the fence, and my dad says to me, ‘Jesus, it’s gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.'”