During a routine traffic stop, the state trooper asked the little old lady for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance. The elderly woman took out the required information and handed it to the officer.
Within the cards she handed the trooper, there was a concealed carry permit. The officer was a little surprised but followed the protocol. He asked if she had a weapon in her possession at the present time.
The old woman responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box, a 9mm Glock in her center console, and a .38 special in her purse.
Taken aback by the old lady’s arsenal, he asked her what was she so afraid of.
The old woman looked him right in the eye and said, “Not a damn thing!”