Colorful Toiletries

A drunk approached the party’s hostess and inquired, “Excuse me, but do you have green toilet paper that says, ‘Fuck you?'”

With a perplexed look, the hostess replied, “No, we just have the plain white toilet paper.”

“Oh, then I’m terribly sorry,” said the drunk. “I think I may have wiped my ass with your parrot.”

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