Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents about a week before Christmas.
As they prepared for sleep, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers.
The youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs: “DEAR GOD, I’M PRAYING FOR A NEW BICYCLE! I’M PRAYING FOR A NEW NINTENDO! I’M PRAYING FOR A NEW BASEBALL GLOVE!”
The older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother, “Why are you shouting your prayers like that? God isn’t deaf.”
To which his little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”