Choosing a Rifle

A well dressed woman walked into a gun shop and asked for help in choosing a rifle. “It’s for my husband,” she said.

“Certainly Ma’am,” said the sales clerk. “Do you know what caliber he prefers?”

“I haven’t the foggiest,” said the woman. “and I doubt he’ll care what caliber it is after I shoot him with it.”

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2 Responses to Choosing a Rifle

  1. The oldest rater says:

    This was much better done as the sight gag in The Addams Family when Wednesday runs past Morticia with a knife, Morticia asks “Is that for your brother?”, Wednesday nods and Morticia replaces the knife with a substantially bigger one.

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