Chilly Balls

“You know it’s funny,” said Samantha. “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m sucking his dick.”

“You know what?” replied Jenny. “It’s exactly the same with my Richard.”

The two turned to Margie and asked, “When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?”

“Ugh! That’s disgusting! I would never put Chris’s thing in my mouth!”

“You’re crazy,” one of the women piped up. “A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it.”

Margie said she’d think about it. The next morning, they met at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner.

“Whoa!” exclaimed Samantha. “How did you get that black eye?”

“Chris hit me when I was blowing him,” said Margie.

“What on earth for?” asked Jenny.

“I don’t know,” said Margie. “All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete’s and Richard’s are so cold.”

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