A concerned coworker asked, “John, what’s wrong? You seem really upset.”
“Well,” replied John, “apparently my wife’s been cheating on me.”
“With who?” asked the coworker.
“My next door neighbor,” replied John.
“Of all the low down dirty things!” exclaimed the coworker.
“Yeah,” said John, “and if you think I’m upset, you should’ve heard how upset my neighbor’s husband was.”
