Car Thief

A thief pleaded no contest to stealing a car. Giving the man a chance to tell his side of the story, the Judge asked, “So why did you steal the car?”

“I needed it to drive to work,” replied the defendant.

“You could have just taken the bus,” suggested the judge.

“I couldn’t do that,” said the man. “I don’t have a license to drive the bus.”

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