After his family moved to a new town, little Johnny had his first day at a new school. His previous school records seemed to be misplaced, so the principal was trying to assess Johnny’s education level.
“Can you count to ten?” asked the principal.
“I sure can!” beamed little Johnny. “My dad taught me how!”
“Well then, what comes after nine?” quizzed the principal.
“Ten!” said little Johnny.
“And do you know what comes after ten?”
With a confident smile, Johnny replied, “The Jack!”