Can I Buy You a Drink?

A guy was chatting up a lady in a night club. “Can I buy you a drink?” he asked.

“Haven’t you got a girlfriend?” she replied. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”

“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.” he assured her.

“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “Go on then, I’ll have a white wine please.”

After few drinks, a kiss, and a cuddle, they headed off back to her place for an evening of passionate sex.

While he was putting his clothes back on she said, “So, you’re a nice guy, good looking, and pretty amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth did you split up with your girlfriend?”

As he slipped out the door he said, “My wife found out.”

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