Hubert ran into his friend Jeremy after work. Jeremy seemed to be excited about this new brothel in town that he thought was absolutely brilliant!
“Why is it brilliant?” asked Hubert.
Jeremy explained, “Well, you go in there at 9:00 am, have all the sex you can handle until 12:30, stop for a 3 course lunch, and then have all the sex you can cope with until 4:30 pm. Then they serve chocolate cake and coffee, and just as you leave, they give you $500 in your hand!”
“Sweet Jesus!” Hubert exclaimed. “Where is this place?”
“I don’t know,” said Jeremy, “but I’ll ask my wife tonight when she comes home.”