A man riding the bus was minding his own business when a gorgeous woman sat next to him and started breastfeeding her baby.
For some reason the baby wouldn’t nurse, so she said, “Come on sweetie, drink up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man next to us.”
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, “Come on, honey. Take it or I’ll give it to this nice man here.”
A moment later, the anxious man blurted out, “Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”