After yet another tragic breakup, a blonde was telling her friend that she’d gone off men for life.
“They lie, they cheat, and they’re just no good,” she moaned. “From now on when I want sex, I’m going to use my tried and tested plastic companion.”
“What happens when the batteries run out?” asked her friend.
“That’s simple,” replied the blonde. “I’ll just fake my orgasm like I usually do.”