A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. He finally jumped up and took a blanket to the couch.
The next day the wife felt bad about what happened, and decided to buy her husband a gift. Since he was an avid golfer, she went to the pro shop where he usually played golf. After talking with the pro, he suggested a putter and he showed her one of his finest.
“How much is it?” she asked.
“One hundred and fifty dollars,” he replied.
She felt that was kind of expensive and told him so.
“But it comes with an inscription,” he said temptingly.
“What kind of inscription?” she asked.
“Whatever you wish,” he explained, “An old golfers favorite is, ‘Never up, never in’.”
“Oh, that will never do!” exclaimed the wife. “That’s what started the argument in the first place!”