Bass Note Bracelet

A lady walked into a fancy jewelry store. She browsed around, spotted a beautiful diamond bracelet and walked over to inspect it.

As she bent over to look more closely she inadvertently broke wind. Very embarrassed, she looked around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident and prayed that a sales person wasn’t nearby.

As she turned around, her worst nightmare materialized in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greeted the lady with, “Good day, Madam How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little accident, she asked, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?”

He answered, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.”

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