Another Viagra Joke

A man goes to his doctor and says, “Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.”
The doctor says, “You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.”
The man says, “You have a deal, Doc.”
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor asks, “What happened?”
The man answered, “Nobody showed up.”

Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Please do not use URL's. Comments with links will not post.
The "Name" field is optional. Feel free to post anonymously.