Anniversary Present

John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

“Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asked.

“Not really,” replied Mary.

“Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” said John.

“No,” she responded.

“What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggested.

Again she rejected his offer with a, “No thanks.”

Frustrated he finally asked, “Well what would you like for your anniversary?”

“John, I’d like a divorce,” answered Mary.

John thought for a moment and replied “Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much.”

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