The day care teacher held up a picture and asked, “What’s this?”
“A horsey,” one child answered.
“And this?” the teacher asked.
“A piggy,” replied another youngster.
“And now this one?” asked the teacher, holding up a picture of a male deer with a beautiful rack of antlers.
There was no answer, only total silence.
“Come now, children,” she coaxed, “I’ll give you a little hint. What does your Mommy call your Daddy when they’re being affectionate?
“I know! I know!!” exclaimed one little girl. “It’s a horny bastard!”