An Unplanned Pregnancy

John was sitting at the bar drowning his sorrows when his pal Brian walked in and sat down next to him.

“What’s got you so down, John?” asked Brian.

“The nanny is pregnant because of my son,” came John’s woeful reply.

Brian was shocked. “How could Tommy get a woman pregnant? He’s only 7 years old!”

In a defeated voice John replied, “He poked holes in all of my condoms.”

An Unplanned Pregnancy
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