Adventurous Rednecks

Two rednecks were standing at the top of a cliff. One had a budgie on each shoulder. The other had a parrot and a shotgun.

The first guy jumped off the cliff and on the way down the birds flew away. He crashed onto the rocks below and rolled over on his back. He looked up just in time to see his friend jump off too.

As the second guy fell, the parrot flew off. He pulled out his shot gun and shot the bird just before he crashed onto the rocks next to his buddy.

As they each laid there groaning in agony, the first one said, “I really don’t see what is supposed to be so great about budgie jumping!”

The second guy let out a groan and said, “I’m not really too impressed with free-fall parrot shooting either!”

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