A Trip to the Urologist

The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
When the doctor walked in, he asked the patient to show him the problem.
“I’ll show you,” said the patient, “but you have to promise not to laugh.”
“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the doctor. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said the patient, and he proceeded to lift his gown, revealing the smallest adult male organ the doctor had ever seen in his life. The size and dimensions of the mans penis was almost identical to a AAA battery.
The doctor tried to stop himself, but the site of the mans diminutive member was something very unexpected. Just then, the doctor started laughing uncontrollably. Feeling very badly that he had laughed at the man’s penis, he composed himself as well as he could.
“I am so sorry,” he said, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” the patient replied.

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