A couple returned from their honeymoon, and it was obvious to everyone that the newlyweds were not talking to each other.
The groom’s friend took him aside and asked what was wrong.
“Well,” replied the new husband, “When we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom. Without thinking, I put a $50 bill on the pillow.”
“Oh, I shouldn’t worry about that too much,” said his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough.”
“That may be true,” replied the man, “but I can’t get over the fact that she gave me $20 change!”