“I’m in love with one of my sheep,” the nervous young man told his psychiatrist.
“Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog we are very attached to.”
“But, doctor,” continued the troubled patient, “I feel physically attracted to my sheep.”
“Hmmm,” observed the doctor. “Is it male or female?”
“Female, of course!” the man replied curtly. “What do you think I am, GAY?”