A Damn Fine Sermon

churchA man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he’d go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the preacher’s sermon he stopped on the way out to shake his hand.
“Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damn fine sermon.”
The preacher winced and said, “Why thank you sir, but we don’t used profanity in the house of the Lord.”
Not getting the hint, the man replied, “But seriously, I’m not a religious man, but that was the best damn sermon I ever heard.”
The preacher was getting a little miffed and retorted, “Sir, while I appreciate what you’re trying to say, I must be blunt: Do not use curse words in the Lord’s house again.”
Realizing what the preacher was telling him he changed to a more humble tone and said, “Well, anyway, I was so impressed with your sermon that I placed $5000 dollars in the collection plate”.
“No Shit?” said the Preacher.

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