Q: There were 500 bricks on an airplane. One of them fell out. How many were left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigerator?
A: 1. Open the refrigerator door. 2. Put the elephant in. 3. Close the refrigerator door.
Q: What are the four steps to putting a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A: 1. Open the refrigerator door. 2. Take out the elephant. 3. Put the giraffe in. 4. Close the refrigerator door.
Q: The lion was having a birthday party in the jungle and all the animals attended but one. Which one was it, and why?
A: The giraffe, because it was stuck in the refrigerator.
Q: Sally wanted to cross an alligator infested river. There was no bridge, and the only way she could get across was by swimming. Sally swam across the river and safely made it to the other side. How was she able to do this?
A: Because all of the alligators were at the birthday party.
Q: Sadly, Sally died anyway. Why?
A: She was killed by the falling brick.
