The Retired Couple

Sophie and Max used to live in New York, but retired to Miami Beach. One afternoon they were getting ready to go out to dinner. Sophie said, “Max, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?”

Max said, “I don’t care.”

A few minutes later Sophie said, “Max, should I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?”

Max said, “Your choice.”

A few more minutes passed and Sophie said, “Max, love, shall I wear my five-carat pearl diamond ring or my six-carat round diamond ring with the baguettes?”

Finally Max said, “Sophie, I really don’t care what you wear, but if you don’t get moving, we’re going to miss the Early Bird Special.”