Panty Payoff

Little Susie was walking up the stairs in church one day. As the priest was walking by, he looked up and noticed that Little Susie was not wearing any panties. He called her over and gave her $20 and said, “Little Susie, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It’s not good to walk around without any panties on.”

Little Susie then went home and gave the money to her mother and asked her mother to buy panties for her.

When her mother asked where Little Susie got the money from, Little Susie explained what happened.

Upon hearing how Little Susie got the money, her mother rushed to her room, whipped off her panties, and put on one of her shortest dresses. Then she ran out to the church. As soon as she saw the priest coming, she began to walk up the stairs.

The priest noticed her and called her down.

Little Susie’s mother did not want to show that she was expecting anything, so she walked back to the priest very calmly.

The priest then gave her $1 and said, “Take this money and for God’s Sakes, buy yourself a shaver!”