Little Susie was walking up the stairs in church one day. As the priest was walking by, he looked up and noticed that Little Susie was not wearing any panties. He called her over and gave her $20 and said, “Little Susie, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It’s not good to walk around without any panties on.”
Little Susie then went home and gave the money to her mother and asked her mother to buy panties for her.
When her mother asked where Little Susie got the money from, Little Susie explained what happened.
Upon hearing how Little Susie got the money, her mother rushed to her room, whipped off her panties, and put on one of her shortest dresses. Then she ran out to the church. As soon as she saw the priest coming, she began to walk up the stairs.
The priest noticed her and called her down.
Little Susie’s mother did not want to show that she was expecting anything, so she walked back to the priest very calmly.
The priest then gave her $1 and said, “Take this money and for God’s Sakes, buy yourself a shaver!”
Seriously, I wrote a positive review about a lesser known laptop I bought. When I needed tech support to get an upgrade, I typed in my model number and Google referred me to myself!
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. ‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me, she told him.
‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel’?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb’s broken!