The Stories We Never Tell
Crazy things happen in the military that would make anyone rather incredulous. You find yourself in situations that would be impossible in the civilian world… And if you did find yourself in that situation in the civilian world, you might be facing criminal charges as well.
But in the military, crazy things happen all the time. When it looks like reality took a vacation, the chain of command will do the sanest thing they know how. If you can “unfuck yourself”, they’ll overlook it, and everybody will just drive on as if nothing ever happened.