I’m assuming you are referring to the star rating plugin. The short answer is, I really don’t know why I do it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was browsing for something else and stumbled upon another star rating plugin that I hadn’t noticed before. I thought I’d give it a trial run, but to be honest, there’s some parts to it that I’m not that thrilled about.
So during the last fireside chat, I might have given some of you the impression that I don't like my dog. Well, I do, but with such boundless energy she can be very tiring. I'm getting on in my years, and having a living bouncy ball sap my energy every day is frustrating.
But Gail is my baby girl, and though she often tests my limits, she does have her up sides. Off hand I can't think of any, but... Oh wait! She does actually settle down, and when I'm sitting on the couch or lying in bed, she is right there snuggled up next to me. She looks at me in such a way as to tell me that I am her everything.
And Gail is still just a pup. Granted, she is an 85 pound musclebound pup, but her brain is still developing. It is always a pleasant surprise when something finally "clicks" in that head of hers, and she learns to control some of the less desirable aspects of her behavior.
Make no mistake, there is a long way to go before Gail is what I would consider a "good" dog, and I have had enough dogs to know the difference. In the meantime, she still gets plenty of toys and treats and belly rubs.
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So why’d you do it?
I’m assuming you are referring to the star rating plugin. The short answer is, I really don’t know why I do it! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I was browsing for something else and stumbled upon another star rating plugin that I hadn’t noticed before. I thought I’d give it a trial run, but to be honest, there’s some parts to it that I’m not that thrilled about.