I really need to stop taking this site so seriously. It’s not like I’m getting paid to do it, so why do I let it bother me so? Perhaps it’s because I just want to become good at something that other people enjoy.
Re-evaluate
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Pathos in the Plumbing
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Sunday’s Rant
Sunday, January 13, 2019
Ever Wonder How I Do It?
When I make a comic, I start by building the character(s). In the old "stick-figure" days, the characters were made from scratch every time, but these days I have extremely large image files with all the pieces that make up any given character. I select and move these pieces around to form the completed pose and expression. Sometimes there's a bit of airbrushing. Occasionally I'll revise and update the character's components if I discover a new way to make it look even better.
After that, I will select or build the scene(s). Again, in the old days I made the sets in the bitmap editor, but these days all the backgrounds come from a modified 3D game engine. Using my own textures, I've built several buildings. Brandon's house is actually based on my own home, but the office building is an original design. So I load one of my maps, move to the point where I want to set up the scene, and take a screen shot. I then load the scene into the bitmap editor and tweak it as necessary. To be honest, I re-use a lot of those screenshots because "they work".
The next step is to resize the character(s) into the scene(s). This is just a trial and error thing to find that spot and size that looks right. If the set would overlap onto the character, such as Brandon's legs under the desk, I will carefully select the part that overlays and make a copy of it. After the character is placed in the scene, the copied section is pasted back on top of the character. I might even include a custom prop or two and paste them into the scene for good measure.
Using the square select tool, I would then crop the scene(s). There's a lot to consider here too, like don't cut off the feet, or putting a little extra space above their heads. It then gets resized to fit a template that will hold either one, two, or three panels. Carefully I paste the panel(s) onto the template.
Now comes the dialog. I have a speech bubble template that I created. I type in what the character is saying and copy/paste the bubbles onto the comic, taking great care to position them so they read left to right, top to bottom, and don't cover anything important. After that I apply the tails and aim them at the character's mouth. Finally, I clean up any stray pixels and add in the title of the strip.
Once the panel or strip is complete, I'll save that version, and then make a copy that gets resampled to a smaller size for uploading to the web. My original stays with me as a kind of "Master" file in case there's ever a problem. Since the originals are of a higher resolution, they might also be useful if I ever need to print a comic or make a T-Shirt.
Of course this is a rather time consuming process. Believe it or not, a single character on a single panel can take 30 minutes or more. A three panel strip with multiple characters in each panel can take several hours. Of course I also look for any time saving tricks along the way, such as reusing part of a character's pose and the set, but making the comic is still embarrassingly time consuming.
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Man, I watch too much mBlip.
Settling Into the New Place
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