A German Shepherd, Labrador retriever and a cat died and went to heaven. All three sat before God who wanted to know what they believed in.
The German shepherd said, “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”
Good,” said God. “Then sit down on my right side. Labrador, what do you believe in?
The Labrador answered, “I believe in the love, care and comforting of my master.
“Ah,” said God. “You may sit to my left.”
Then he looked at the cat and asked, “And what do you believe in?”
The cat answered, “I believe you’re sitting on my seat.”