It's suppose to be Sunday's Rant,
not Gail's weekly update.
So how's the new pup?
At a certain point, their really is not anything worth reporting. Gail is getting bigger, she eats, sleeps, poops, pees, and attacks me in my sleep at 3 o'clock in the morning because she wants to play.
She digs in the yard, chases the cat, and runs from the vacuum cleaner. It is your basic dog stuff.
Of course she is quite a bit bigger now, and she keeps growing. At 14 weeks Gail weighs 27 pounds (12kg). Online estimation calculators suggest she will ultimately weigh between 62 and 68 pounds (~30kg), and personally I am hoping we can do better than that.
So unless she does something noteworthy, I'm going to put this topic to bed for a while. Puppies are cute and all, but there is more to life than blogging about them.
Let's keep this brief: Thanks for the jokes, Glenn and George. Here's our submission page. My e-mail address is email@example.com.
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Flush Twice is a JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes are published every Monday through Friday (midnight EST). There is also a comic and a personal blog in the sidebar that updates on the weekends. We’ve been operating since May of 2003.
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Many of the jokes on this site are offensive, and we make no apologies for it. Offensive jokes work by making the reader uncomfortable through the use of a taboo subject thus enhancing the underlying humor. Without the offensive element, the joke would simply not be as funny.
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