1. Where’s the rest of it?
2. Ahh, it’s cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don’t we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It’s more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.
13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn’t know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won’t take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it’s hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

I’m really getting tired of the “More Ginger Jokes” page getting all the attention for being so utterly offensive. Therefore, I have crafted together some of the most offensive jokes I could find. If you are somehow not offended by what is on this page, then you are obviously a ginger, and you have no soul.

Q: Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

A: Because it wasn’t born yesterday.

Q: Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

A: So you can see the look on its face.

Q: How do you get said baby out of the blender?

A: Tortilla chips

Q: What do a dead baby and a Reese’s Peanut Butter cup have in common?

A: There’s no wrong way to eat ’em.

Q: What’s the hardest thing about throwing a baby down the stairs?

A: My dick.

Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

A: I don’t cum on an orange before I skin and eat it.

Q: What’s red and crawling up your leg?

A: A homesick abortion.

Q: What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

A: I can’t peanut butter my dick into you.

Q: What’s the leading cause of pedophilia in our country?

A: Sexy children.

Q: What do Nike and the klan have in common?

A: They both make black people run fast.

Q: Why do black people only have nightmares?

A: Because the last one who had a dream got shot.

Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?

A: Your bike.

Q: Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?

A: To remind black people they were picking cotton long before they were doing drugs.

A: What’s the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A: Pizza can feed a family of 4

Q: What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A: The pizza doesn’t complain when you stick it in an oven.

Q: What’s the worst thing about being a black Jew?

A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Q: How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?

A: Pull up her sleeve.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses?

A: Free air.

Q: What’s the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps?

A: Phelps can actually finish a race.

Q: Whats the useless skin around the vagina called?

A: A woman.

Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and a zit?

A: A zit waits until you’re 13 to come on your face

Q: What’s grey and looks good on police officers?

A: The world trade center.

Q: What’s the difference between the World Trade Center and the New York Mets?

A: The Mets collapse every September.

Q: how do you make a 4 year old cry twice?

A: wipe your bloody dick off on her teddybear

Q: Why did God invent the orgasm?

A: So women could moan when they’re happy.

Q: What’s the difference between two dicks and a joke?

A: If you’re leaving me hate mail, you obviously can’t take a joke.

Oh, and I had this really offensive joke about Jonestown, but the punchline was too long.

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don’t do dick!

What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand.

What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

What’s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo?
At a straight rodeo everyone yells, “Ride that sucker”

Why do so many gays have mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.

When in Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.

What did one gay sperm say to another?
“How do we find an egg in all of this shit?”

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sore-ass.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-a-lot-o-pus.

What’s the favorite pickup line in a gay bar?
“May I push your stool in?”

Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
He found a hare up his ass.

Did you hear about the gay truckers?
They exchanged loads

Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
They went outside to exchange blows

Did you hear about the two gay judges?
They tried each other.

Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for “lesbian”.
It has been changed to “vagitarian”.

Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
The other 30% were sucked into it.

Hear about the new gay sitcom?
“Leave it, it’s Beaver.”

How can you tell if you’re watching a gay Western?
The entire cast is hung.

How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep and goats.
Bisexual.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.

What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A lesbian with a hard-on.

What do you call two lesbians with their period?
Finger painting.

What do you call hemorrhoids on a homosexual?
Speed bumps.

How can you tell if your refrigerator is gay?
It farts when you pull your meat out.

How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
Put a mink stole around her dinner plate.

Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
He loved it in the can.

Did you hear about the gay guy that’s on the patch?
He’s down to four butts a day.

What’s the definition of “Tender Love?”
Two gays with hemorrhoids

What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
Male fraud.

Did you hear? Al-Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.

If they go off, they could spell disaster!

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

Here’s a new Pasta Diet guaranteed to help you lose weight!

You walk pasta grocery, you walk pasta restaurants and fast food chains, and you keep on walking pasta your refrigerator!

A rather successful American businessman went on trip to Italy to expand his company’s operations over seas. While he was there, he had an extramarital affair with a young Italian girl. Not long after, she came sobbing to him and told him that she was pregnant by him and didn’t know what to do.

“Don’t worry my dear,” he said. “I’m very wealthy and I’ll see to the child’s needs and yours so long as you can be discreet and not reveal to my wife of our affair.” The businessman gave her a mailing address and went back to the States.

Sure enough, nine months later he was sitting in his den at home when his wife came in with the mail. She remarked, “That’s strange. You got a postcard today from Italy. It says you need to send payment for three spaghetti dinners, two with meatballs, one without.

Why don’t Italians like to barbecue?

Because the spaghetti keeps falling through the grill!